"No Gimmes" Golf Ball Marker / Poker Chip
"No Gimmes" Golf Ball Marker / Poker Chip
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Are your golf buddies suddenly suffering from short-term memory loss the moment they get within six feet of the cup? Keep them honest with the ultimate operational reality check.
We’ve all been there: Your friend slices their drive, thins their wedge into the sand, blares it out into the rough, chips onto the green, and then—while staring down a shaky 4-foot putt—casually picks up their ball and mutters, "That's good, right?"
Absolutely not.
Drop this oversized, unmissable poker-chip ball marker right in their line of sight. It features a bold, crystal-clear message that cuts through the delusional optimism of any weekend golfer: NO GIMMES.
Crafted to look like a high-stakes poker chip with a clean black-and-white aesthetic, this marker is heavy enough to stay put on the green and loud enough to make sure everyone hears the rattle of the cup. If you have to put out your triple-bogey, so do they.
Why You Need It
- Instant Accountability: Gently (but firmly) reminds your group that if it isn't in the bottom of the cup, it doesn't count.
- Maximum Visibility: Way larger than a boring old penny, ensuring nobody "accidently" steps on your mark or confuses their ball placement.
- Premium Quality: Solid, satisfying weight that feels great to toss, flip, or slide across the green.
- The Perfect Gift: Ideal for tournament prizes, bachelor parties, or that one friend who swears they shot an 82 but never actually putted out.
Disclaimer: Using this product may result in sudden silence from your playing partners, defensive explanations about "the break of the green," or a severe decrease in their reported handicap. We are not responsible for any broken friendships, lost bets, or the sudden realization that your buddy is actually a 25-handicap instead of a 12. Play at your own risk.
