• A circular novelty sign or sticker featuring a blue center, a white and black golf ball graphic, and the text 'GIMME?' in bold white letters, shown on a green grass background.
  • A circular novelty golf disc or sign with a red center, white outer rim, and a black-and-white golf ball graphic in the middle. The bold white text reads “NO GIMME!” The disc is photographed lying on green grass.
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"Gimme? / No Gimme!" Decision-Making Double Sided Poker Chip Ball Marker

"Gimme? / No Gimme!" Decision-Making Double Sided Poker Chip Ball Marker

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You want to say no, but you also don't want your mate taking absolute umbrage and ruining the entire vibe of the back nine. Don't play the villain—let the chip decide.
We’ve all been trapped in this awkward golfing purgatory: Your buddy is staring down a grueling, breaking 5-foot putt for a triple-bogey. They look up with pleading eyes, hoping for a casual pass. Deep down, you know their short game is in shambles and they need to putt it out. But you also know that saying "no" will result in silent treatment, passive-aggressive club slamming, or a tense car ride home.
Take the emotion out of the equation and pass the blame to the green.
This clever, double-sided poker chip is the ultimate conflict-resolution tool for weekend golfers. Facing a questionable putt? Give it a flip. If it lands on the calm blue GIMME? side, congratulations—fate has smiled upon them, and they can scoop it up. But if it flips over to reveal the fiery red NO GIMME! side, you get to shrug, smile, and say, "Hey man, don't look at me... the chip has spoken."
Crafted with a premium heavy weight and a bright, unmistakable design, it's the perfect way to maintain strict course integrity while keeping your friendships completely intact.
Why You Need It
  • The Ultimate Scapegoat: Blame the chip for your buddy’s bad luck and keep yourself completely out of the line of fire.
  • Instant Drama & Fun: Turns a tense, awkward argument on the green into a high-stakes, hilarious moment of fate for the entire foursome.
  • High-Contrast Design: Bright blue and warning red graphics ensure everyone from across the green knows exactly what destiny has decreed.
  • Premium Quality: Heavy, solid weight that feels fantastic to flip in the air or slide across the turf.

Disclaimer: Flipping this chip to determine a putt is not officially sanctioned by the USGA, R&A, or your local club pro. We are not responsible for any existential crises, temporary loss of golfing confidence, or extreme umbrage taken directly against the laws of probability if the chip lands on "NO GIMME!" three times in a row. Flip responsibly.

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