Every Good Round Ruined By Them Golf Markers - 9-Piece Heineken themed Poker Chip Set
Every Good Round Ruined By Them Golf Markers - 9-Piece Heineken themed Poker Chip Set
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The Ultimate Support Group for Suffocated Scorecards.
Let’s be brutally honest with ourselves. You don’t have a bad swing. You have an incredible, flawless, beautiful swing... right up until the exact microsecond your club touches the golf ball. Suddenly, a masterpiece becomes a tragedy.
Own the beautiful, predictable chaos of your weekend hobby with the "Every Good Round Ruined By Them" 9-Piece Poker Chip Ball Marker Set. Styled in a highly recognizable, refreshingly crisp premium green-and-white beer label aesthetic, this collection features nine distinct badges of absolute dishonour. From standard water hazards to psychological warfare, there is a chip for every single disaster that turns a great day on the links into an intense recovery session at the clubhouse.
The Full 9-Pack Lineup Includes:
- Ponds & Ditches (The local scuba team knows your name)
- Out of Bounds (Say hello to the neighbors in the backyard)
- Top off the Tee (The ball traveled a majestic four inches)
- Three Putts (The classic green-side emotional breakdown)
- Rule Sticklers (Because nobody likes a card-carrying amateur referee)
- Short Putts (Missing from two feet out takes real talent)
- Crap Partners (Blame your poor performance entirely on the group)
- Double Bogey (The scorecard's most frequent uninvited guest)
- The Shanks (The silent, infectious disease of the short game)
Crafted with a premium casino weight, these heavy-duty chips won't blow away in a stiff breeze, stand out perfectly on any turf so your blind buddies don't trample your line, and keep the whole group laughing—even when your ball is currently exploring an active construction site.
🎯 Who Needs This?
- The Beer-Cart Connoisseur: The golfer who tracks the drink cart's route via GPS and values a cold lager way more than a low handicap.
- The Weekly Foursome: The ultimate token set for a group match play. Hand them out as "punishment badges" during the round to whoever just committed the infraction!
- The Self-Aware Hacker: For the casual player who understands they are not making the PGA Tour and has a world-class sense of humor about it.
- The Perfect Golf Gift Buyer: An unbeatable, incredibly funny groomsmen gift, father’s day surprise, golf trip souvenir, or white elephant present.
🍻 Why It Belongs In Your Bag:
- Crisp, High-Visibility Branding: The bold green, red star, and sharp typography make it incredibly easy to track your mark from all the way across the fringe.
- Premium Heavy Fidget Feel: Casino-grade heft that feels substantial in your palm—ideal for mindless spinning while waiting your turn.
- A Chip for Every Disaster: Swap out your marker dynamically based on exactly how you messed up the previous hole.
Disclaimer: Using these chips will not cure your slice or fix your alignment, but it does guarantee a 100% higher survival rate at the 19th hole.
