"Birdie King & Bogey King" Golf Ball Markers / Poker Chips (Two Chips)
"Birdie King & Bogey King" Golf Ball Markers / Poker Chips (Two Chips)
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Have it your way on the green—whether you're sizzling like a flame-broiled master or completely flaming out.
Golf is a game of extreme highs and devastating lows. One minute you're sinking a 30-foot putt for birdie, and the next you're hacking your way out of the woods for a triple-bogey. It's time your ball markers reflected your true royal status on the scorecard.
Introducing the ultimate crown jewels of the golf course: The Birdie King & Bogey King 2-piece marker pair.
Featuring an iconic fast-food parody design that everyone on the card will instantly recognize, this matching pair lets you and your buddies properly flag your golfing reality. Just carded a spectacular 3-on-a-4? Drop the Birdie King chip and let the group bask in your majestic, greasy glory. Found the water hazard twice and three-putted? Mark with the Bogey King chip and wear your cardboard crown of shame with pride.
Crafted with a premium poker-chip weight and an eye-catching orange-and-white aesthetic, these chips are loud enough to get a laugh out of your entire foursome and heavy enough to stay put on the windiest afternoons.
Why You Need It
- The Ultimate Tag Team: You get both individual chips in one pack—one for when you're a golfing deity, and one for when you're a public menace.
- Foursome Trash Talk: Pass the "Bogey King" chip to whichever friend is currently collapsing, or hoard the "Birdie King" chip to yourself until someone manages to take it away.
- Easy-to-Spot Parody: Giant, bold, and brilliantly stylized so nobody has to squint to see your mark from across the green.
- Premium Quality & Weight: Solid feel that is satisfying to flip, toss, or slide across the green when it's your turn to play.
Disclaimer: Using the Birdie King chip does not guarantee your ball will actually find the cup, nor does it grant you millions in fast-food royalties. Conversely, playing the Bogey King chip may cause secondary symptoms such as sudden club-throwing urges, excessive consumption of turn-shack hot dogs, or the uncontrollable desire to write down a "5" when you clearly shot an 8. Side effects may include extreme hunger for flame-broiled burgers.
