{"product_id":"the-bogey-train-poker-chip","title":"The Bogey Train Poker Chip","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\"Let’s be honest: Gold jackets and trophy presentations are rare. But the Bogey Train? That’s a daily commute for the rest of us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eWe’ve all felt it. You card a five on a par four, then a six, then suddenly you’re looking at the back nine and realising you haven't seen a par since the practice green. You aren't just playing golf anymore; you’re the conductor of a runaway locomotive of mediocre scores.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThe 'Bogey Train' Poker Chip is the ultimate 'honesty' marker for your bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eOwn the Chaos: Instead of hiding your scorecard, lean into it. Tossing this down on the green tells your buddies, 'Yeah, I’m on the train, and the bar car is open.'\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThe Psychological Reset: Sometimes, the only way to get off the train is to acknowledge you’re on it. Use it as a mental 'eject button' to stop the bleeding and find that elusive par.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePremium 'Heavy-Duty' Design: Much like your score on the 18th, this chip has some serious weight to it. It’s a high-quality polymer clay marker that won't blow away—even if your swing does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePerfect for Trash Talk: The best part? You don't even have to be the one using it. It’s the perfect 'gift' to hand to the friend who just three-putted for the third time in a row.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eStop fighting the inevitable. Buy the ticket, take the ride, and mark your ball with the only thing as consistent as your slice.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Scotty Dog Golf","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55482711703937,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/6624\/1589\/files\/BogeyTrain.jpg?v=1774882487","url":"https:\/\/scottydoggolf.com\/products\/the-bogey-train-poker-chip","provider":"Scotty Dog Golf","version":"1.0","type":"link"}